Ya mamma's so thick, she fell out of the window while ironing the curtains.

Ya mamma's so stupid she tripped over the cordless telephone.

Ya mamma's so thick she got locked in tesco's and starved to death.

ya mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police she'd been mugged.

Ya mamma's so thick she sold the car to buy petrol.

Ya mamma's so fat her school photo was taken by ariel view.

ya mamma's so ugly when she was a baby, her parents tied meat around her neck so the dog would play with her.

Ya mamma's so fat her belt size is the equator.

Ya mamma's so fat, that when her mobile rings people think she's reversing.

Ya mamma's so dumb, she sits on the tv to watch the sofa.

Ya mamma's so stupid, she throw a rock at the ground and missed.

Your mamma's so poor that she bought you a video tape for xmas featuring other kids playing with THEIR toys.

Your mamma's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone.

Your mamma's so ugly, she chases cars around the red light district shouting 'i'll pay you!'.

Your mamma's that ugly she'd have to wear make-up on the radio.

Your mamma's so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.

Your mamma's so fat that when she stands on scales it just spins around forever.

Your mamma's so stupid that she stared at an orange juice bottle for 1hr because it said, 'concentrate'.

Your mamma's that thick she got run over by a parked car.