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Watching Baywatch, they went for a surf competition in Hawaii, Anthony asked if they had a wave machine. (It was the ocean).

When asked who the boys in blue are, Stacey said "them people from Max and Paddy."

Jamie playing sniper 2, there was a mission called kill the arm baron, so Jamie said do I have to shoot his arm? (you can only kill people by shooting them in the head on this game).

Julie from Liverpool, on answering the question, 'an occupation begining with T?', answered doctor. Then was given a second attempt at the same question, and answered, 'Dentist'.

Kirsty got a new phone for xmas, looking for Red Red Wine to download, she asked her mate Sammy how to spell 'u, b, 40'.

I haven't a clue how this question came to be, but when asked, 'Which country does Dwight Yorke play for?', Ant answered 'Blackburn'.

On quizmaster, the question, 'Name Tom Cruise's co-stars are?' ...Barry answered, the polar express.

At a Sheffield McD's drive thru, Sparks ordered a double cheese burger to be asked if he wants cheese on it.

When Peter Schmichael appeared on the tv, tracey said, 'He's the best goalkeeper England ever had'. He's never played for England.

When asked if Lily had an alarm clock, she went on to say, 'the best alarm clock ever, if I want to wake up at half seven, I'll bang my head 7 and a half times on my pillow before going to sleep.'. So, how exactly do you half bang your head?

Barry was on about toilet waste from an aircraft, saying a turd would disintegrate before hitting the ground, how he worked that out we still don't know, but he's convinced he's right.

Ben was tested on his football knowledge on the team he supports. To the question, 'What is the capacity of Old Trafford?', Ben replied, 'A mile'.

Barry was asked what shoe size he wears, to which he replied, 'Green'.

Jamie on hearing about a heatwave approaching later in the week, 'what time does it start?'.

Jamie on pointing out a car, 'Have you seen that spoiler, it sounds like a rocket.' (a rocket is an exhaust), so how does a bit of body kit make a sound?

When watching celebrity love island, tracey said, 'I hate that Lee Sharpe'. Ant replied, 'What that one on your t-shirt'. Everyone knows that Le Shark.

When travelling on a bus, another bus pulls up beside it. Ant says, 'Are we on this bus or that bus?'.

Jamie was asked why his head was round, to which he replied, 'cos the sun shines on it'.

On a quiz question, the question being, What does AM stand for in time? The answer given by topchick: After Morning.

When eating prawn cocktail crisps, 'these smell fishy'.

I asked everyone to name a cartoon, Nicola said 'Chucklevision'.

On a pop question, askng Nicola what a French policeman is called, she replied, 'A Frenchman'.

I stretched, Nicola said, 'your armpits need shaving.'. Am a bloke ffs lol.

Someone mentioned they had keyhole surgery, to which Nicola replied, 'is that with a key?'.

Someone mentioned they are going to get a lukewarm bath. Nicola asked 'what do you mean?'.

After a net was just taken out of the washer by Stacey, she proclaimed 'its wet!' ...five minutes later Jamie said the same.
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