All the following replies to the emphasised statements, are made by women to men.

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
unfertilized.

Hey, come on, we're both at this bar for the same reason.
Yeah, lets pick up some chicks!

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, i don't accept cheap gifts.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

I'd go through anything for you.
Good, lets start with your bank account.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there?

Haven't we met before?
Perhaps I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic.

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, thats why I don't go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

So, wanna go back to my place?
Well, I don't know, will two people fit under a rock?

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

I'd like to call you, whats your number?
Its in the phonebook.
But I don't know your name.
Thats in the phonebook too.

So what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonater.

Hey babes, whats your sign?
Do Not Enter.

Can I buy you a drink?
Actually I'd rather have the money.

I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

How did you get to be so beautiful?
I must've been given your share.

Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

Your face must turn a few heads.
And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Okay, get out.

I think I could make you very happy.
Why? Are you leaving?

What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Can I have your name?
Why? Don't you already have one?

Shall we go see a movie?
I've already seen it.

Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.

Where have you been all my life?
Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.