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Pick-up Lines

After using one finger to beckon a girl over and she comes over, 'I just made you come with one finger, just think what I could do with my whole hand.

I want to see your love hole.

I'll be your door, the door to your bedroom.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

You have 206 bones in your body, do you want one more?

Is that a ladder in your stockings, or the stairway to heaven?

I wish you was a drum so I could bang you all day.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If i were you, I'd have sex with me.

You might not be the best looker here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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