1. Go to the clothes department and put some underwear over your pants, go to a random person and ask them if they have seen batman anywhere.

2. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other peoples trolleys when they not looking.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals.

4. Walk upto an employee and tell them in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares", and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off then put their volumes high.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Move 'caution, wet floor' signs to carpeted areas.

8. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed department.

9. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "why won't you ppl just leave me alone?".

10. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with Action Man vs. The X-men.

12. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the assistant if he knows where the anti-depressents are.

13. Swap the men and women signs around on the doors of the restrooms.

14. Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to mission impossible.

15. Set up a valet parking sign in front of the store.

16. In the motor department, practice your Madonna look by using various funnels.

17. Hide in a clothing rack, and when ppl browse through, shout "pick me! Pick me!".

18. Go into one of the fitting rooms and yell loudly, "HEY! We're outta toilet paper in here!".